Saturday, October 15, 2011

My Blackberry is not working






Customer - I bought sth from you last week and I am very disappointed.
Shopkeeper - oh yeah, what's the problem?
  • my blackberry is not working.
  • What may be? It ran out of juice?
  • No, no it's completely frozen!
  • O yeah, i can see that, i'll tell you what, let's put it on Orange.
  • That's got a few black spots, you see?
  • Oh dear, yeah, sorry Benet.
  • So what will you do to get my blackberry working?
  • it could be an application issue, the way you install that blackberry.
  • it was on my desk top.
  • You could try using a mouse to drive the blackway to the trash, and after you've done that, you might wanna launch the blackway from the desktop.
  • Well, I really tried that a few times, I mean, and all I did was a mess up Windows.
  • Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks, they've got the lightiest blackways coming in then.
  • Could you give me a date?
  • Certainly.
  • Let me put that date in my diary.
  • Anything else i can help you with?
  • Yes, I also have a problem, to be honest, with my Apple.
  • Oh Dear, that's an old apple, isn't it? When did you buy that?
  • Last week.
  • Last week? I've got two new apples since then. What's the problem with it?
  • Well, I tried to put my Dongle in it and it won't fit,
  • Oh yeah. How big's your Dongle?
  • Well, I don't know much about these things, but my wife's seen a few dongles in Giants and she says a little bit on the small side.
  • Well there's not a lot I can do about it.
  • Tell you what, let me try booting it. nize crashed. Anything else I can help you out with?
  • Well, finally, yeah, my grandson's birthday's soon, you see? he's already got an Apple and a Blackberry. I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
  • Well, I do have a special offer on these, i'm an archaid fan myself but the kids seem ta like it. an eggs box (XBOX), three sixty.

7 comments:

josep said...

Funny, funny, funny!

Here some of the word used in the video:


Date: day/fruit (dàtil!)
Orange: fruit/Mobile operator
Boot: start a system/kick
Dongle: device/big penis!
Eggs box: 6 eggs / X-BOX 360

Hahaha. Thanks!

LiveScripts said...

Hi Josep,

thanks so much for joining and participate actively with your comments and translations, great idea.

Thanks again,

josep said...

Hi,
Thanks!

I've been watching the video again and got more:

- Juice: software, a media downloader
- Black spots: places where mobile is out of range

LiveScripts said...

You are a genius Josep, thanks again for your motivation and creativity (remember the: an irregular exam on irregular verbs! that i have also posted somewhere?)

Anonymous said...

Hi

Crash in a computer or a program means that it ceases to function.

Manel

Anonymous said...

Hi

Crash term in a computer or program means that it ceases to function.

Manel

LiveScripts said...

Thanks Manel,

good night!