My Blackberry is not working

Customer - I bought sth from you last week and I am very disappointed.

Shopkeeper - oh yeah, what's the problem?

• my blackberry is not working.
• What may be? It ran out of juice?
• No, no it's completely frozen!
• O yeah, i can see that, i'll tell you what, let's put it on Orange.
• That's got a few black spots, you see?
• Oh dear, yeah, sorry Benet.
• So what will you do to get my blackberry working?
• it could be an application issue, the way you install that blackberry.
• it was on my desk top.
• You could try using a mouse to drive the blackway to the trash, and after you've done that, you might wanna launch the blackway from the desktop.
• Well, I really tried that a few times, I mean, and all I did was a mess up Windows.
• Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks, they've got the lightiest blackways coming in then.
• Could you give me a date?
• Certainly.
• Let me put that date in my diary.
• Anything else i can help you with?
• Yes, I also have a problem, to be honest, with my Apple.
• Oh Dear, that's an old apple, isn't it? When did you buy that?
• Last week.
• Last week? I've got two new apples since then. What's the problem with it?
• Well, I tried to put my Dongle in it and it won't fit,
• Oh yeah. How big's your Dongle?
• Well, I don't know much about these things, but my wife's seen a few dongles in Giants and she says a little bit on the small side.
• Well there's not a lot I can do about it.
• Tell you what, let me try booting it. nize crashed. Anything else I can help you out with?
• Well, finally, yeah, my grandson's birthday's soon, you see? he's already got an Apple and a Blackberry. I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
• Well, I do have a special offer on these, i'm an archaid fan myself but the kids seem ta like it. an eggs box (XBOX), three sixty.