Customer - I bought sth from you last week and I am very disappointed.
Shopkeeper - oh yeah, what's the problem?
- my blackberry is not working.
- What may be? It ran out of juice?
- No, no it's completely frozen!
- O yeah, i can see that, i'll tell you what, let's put it on Orange.
- That's got a few black spots, you see?
- Oh dear, yeah, sorry Benet.
- So what will you do to get my blackberry working?
- it could be an application issue, the way you install that blackberry.
- it was on my desk top.
- You could try using a mouse to drive the blackway to the trash, and after you've done that, you might wanna launch the blackway from the desktop.
- Well, I really tried that a few times, I mean, and all I did was a mess up Windows.
- Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks, they've got the lightiest blackways coming in then.
- Could you give me a date?
- Certainly.
- Let me put that date in my diary.
- Anything else i can help you with?
- Yes, I also have a problem, to be honest, with my Apple.
- Oh Dear, that's an old apple, isn't it? When did you buy that?
- Last week.
- Last week? I've got two new apples since then. What's the problem with it?
- Well, I tried to put my Dongle in it and it won't fit,
- Oh yeah. How big's your Dongle?
- Well, I don't know much about these things, but my wife's seen a few dongles in Giants and she says a little bit on the small side.
- Well there's not a lot I can do about it.
- Tell you what, let me try booting it. nize crashed. Anything else I can help you out with?
- Well, finally, yeah, my grandson's birthday's soon, you see? he's already got an Apple and a Blackberry. I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
- Well, I do have a special offer on these, i'm an archaid fan myself but the kids seem ta like it. an eggs box (XBOX), three sixty.
